Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A friend of mine was recently on holiday in seaside North EnglandIn a kebab/pizza shop, was being stared at by a leerly youth and his girl friend.
They made eye contact a few times and my friend got the feeling that the chav was going to intrude on that longest of silent vigils, waiting for his order, and start hassling him.
"You fancy my bird?"
"No"
"You saying she ugly?"
My mate, in his broadest Glaswegian accent calmly but deliberately drawls. "naw mate, I wouldn't ride her into battle"
Chav goes all quiet, and leaves
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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