Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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gentleman's eveningon a stag at a comedy club that also features strippers later on
compere: "gentleman, tonight you are in for a top night of c_nt and comedy"
heckler: "where's the comedy?"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:36, 4 replies)
He shouted that before it had even started?Bit premature, no?
I hope the same didn't apply to his reaction to the strippers. Although judging by the inadequacies that people who shout things like this must be compensating for, I rather suspect it did.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:46,
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Maybe you didn't get it.He was calling the compere a cunt.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:09,
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Are youserious?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:18, closed)
Actually I misread that one.My apologies to both Mr. Vodka and anyone that had to read my stupidity.
As heckles go, it's actually not bad.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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