Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Oooh, ooh, another one!One of my dad's old uni mates was a photographer, and Australian. He'd been hired to take some photos for the university brochure, and one student went crazy when he pointed the camera at her, flinching away as though it was going to steal her soul.
HER: "No! No! Don't take a photo of me! I'm completely un-photogenic!"
DAD'S MATE: "Yeah, Ugly people often are, I find."
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Please tell me it's not York university?Only my girlfriend went there, is terribly camera shy even now (she's 38) and, judging by the early 90s student photos she's shown me from back in her York days, has (er, struggling to put this kindly) taken a while to grow into her face *ahem*.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:58,
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No worries. This would have been the mid-to-late seventies.(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:40, closed)
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