Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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She loves you yeah, yeah, yeahMate, to his girlfriend: "Remember last Tuesday, when I woke you up by making love to you?"
Girlfriend: "...I don't think you woke me up, actually."
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:52, 3 replies)
Isn't that classed as rape?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:59,
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ProbablyI’ve never rang the police to report my girlfriend for sexual assault because she woke me up with a blowjob though (partly because it's never happened, but that's not the point).
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:01, closed)
I did laugh. XDProlly meant she woke up by herself before the sexytimes though. =P
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:26,
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