Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Playmate...
When I was at school the deputy headmaster was quite short, and quite sensitive about it. Once he was addressing a group of us older pupils and was talking about his baby son, what he said went something like this:
"As I looked down on him, I thought to myself, I wonder what he's thinking as he looks at me?"
My mouth got ahead of my brain and I said:
"Oh look a little playmate?"
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
When I was at school the deputy headmaster was quite short, and quite sensitive about it. Once he was addressing a group of us older pupils and was talking about his baby son, what he said went something like this:
"As I looked down on him, I thought to myself, I wonder what he's thinking as he looks at me?"
My mouth got ahead of my brain and I said:
"Oh look a little playmate?"
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
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