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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Winston Churchill had his dog put down because it was drunk and ugly
but not until he'd fucked it with a biscuit's wife after asking it when the comedian was coming on.

I'm not sure where I heard that.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:18, 4 replies)
W...T...S....F?

(I helped save b3ta! SalmonFilter, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:19, closed)
are you on glue?

(Herbert Wing, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:42, closed)
I'm with you, don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:57, closed)
I also understand...
where you are going with this. And I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! user_names_suck, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:31, closed)

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