
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Noticed as (the by then very old) Winston Churchill left the Gentleman's toilets in The Houses of Parliament, that he had forgotten to do up his flies. When he pointed it out to him Winston replied "Thank you for telling me George, however a dead bird rarely if ever escapes from it's nest!"
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)
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