Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My ex boss, 'D', ...came out with a corker that I've remembered for years.
One day, we were talking in his office when another department manager barged in and started hassling him about some problem or other. D lets him finish ranting then spends a moment or two stroking his beard, a look of stern concentration on his face. Eventually he speaks,
"Well J; officially, I can't help you; but unofficially - fuck off."
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)
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