watching the girls go by
Mrs cuntybollocks is quite a tame lady, mild mannered but comes out with some right corkres now and again. The other week she was seeing some old school friends and one of them brought along his new Australian girlfriend. Now to be fair, this chap is no oil painting but his Mrs was stunning. Completely innocent and dead pan my Mrs says loudly upon seeing her “you’re very lucky to have her” The whole pub nearly died laughing. It was even funnier watching my Mrs try and explain her way out of it. They both saw the funny side…..eventually.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)