Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Applying for a job that's out of my league.So I went for a job a while back at a large public service broadcasting organisation. Yes that one.
My best mate Dev was helping me sort out my CV and get through the first round, but unfortunately we were quite pissed when we filled in the final application form.
When it came to the interview day, I arrived to find an HR person who looked slightly surprised at me. Immediate paranoia I'd spilled stuff over my suit or something, but nothing I could put my finger on. All through the day she was acting really oddly, and making remarks about my 'condition'.
Gradually dawned on me that when we'd filled out the 'equal opportunities' form, I had a dim memory of my dear pal Mr Allan's bright idea.
Yes, I remembered Dev A stating "put Downs"...
Yeah yeah whatever, length, apologies, UNEXPECTED BEAR.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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