Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Another quick oneAt a Liverpool guitar seminar some years ago, overrated Swedish show-off Ingwie Malmsteen had just finished a demonstration of his tedious fretwanking for the gathered enthusiasts.
"Ok, does anyone have any questions?"
"Yeah, why are you so fat?" came a voice from the back.
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"Because every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit" came the reply.Presumably. If he'd thought of it.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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Yeah, a lot of people seem to be eating biscuits this week. (, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:45, closed)
Only because your mum seems to put out so much..
(Yes I know, height of wit.)
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Y-not I-
phonetically correct. Spellingly wrongful.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:10,
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true,though it probably annoys the hell out of him.
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