Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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LoserA girl in the office is having a bit of a run of bad luck at the moment. In the past fornight, she has lost her purse twice, and her keys. She has also had a messy break up with her long term boyfriend, and had to move house.
All of which gave me the perfect opportunity to answer a third party's question of how (Ex Boyfriend) "Dan" is with
"She wouldn't fucking know - she lost him, just like her keys"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
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