Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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At a partyI was having my ear bent by a friend of the hostess, who was busy complaining she couldn't stand being referred to as her husband's "other half."
"I'm not a half!" she bleated.
"Of course not, you're a whole..." I replied.
To her drunken credit, she did pause for a few seconds trying to process this, before changing subjects.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 23:49, Reply)
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