at corporation in sheffield
as i was casually enjoying my £1.50 bottle of carlsburg from a plastic cup (thanks entirely to the meatheads who think its fun to chug bottles of newcastle brown and then smash them on the floor while shouting yeah and headbutting each other)at the edge of the dance floor when some drippy (in other words half my size) fresher starts bumping into me and trying to mosh leading to that most sinful of sins (especially when the pints were over priced so as a student the only option was little bottles and lots of them)

beer spillage

he was quickly put in his place when i grabbed him, pulled him closer and simply shouted "fuck off" as loudly as i could manage into his little ear. within seconds he was was off with his tail between his legs as i contemplated whether to start queuing for the bar again now or when i finished what was left of my drink
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 0:22, 4 replies)

the wit
I almost pissed myself with your powers of quick thinking
(justin(e), Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:08, closed)

Simple but effective.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:27, closed)

Fuck me. It's Samuel Clemens reborn.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:47, closed)

Stage
You should be on it
(egg1, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:48, closed)