Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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What a complete fuckwit you are
Fictional? No. You're a bit of a twat for suggesting it is, really. Or do you know EVERYTHING now? Thought not.
I take it we've hit the limit of your reasoning powers now, and you're just off in your own little fantasy land...
( , Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:14, 1 reply)
Fictional? No. You're a bit of a twat for suggesting it is, really. Or do you know EVERYTHING now? Thought not.
I take it we've hit the limit of your reasoning powers now, and you're just off in your own little fantasy land...
( , Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:14, 1 reply)
can't help yourself, can you?
still, I knew that when I began manipulating you. In fact, that's why I did it.
I knew that someone so fucking petty-minded that he's happy to look like a retard by placing his family crest - a poorly-crafted cock - on his property merely to harass someone would be good huntin'.
I was right.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:15, closed)
still, I knew that when I began manipulating you. In fact, that's why I did it.
I knew that someone so fucking petty-minded that he's happy to look like a retard by placing his family crest - a poorly-crafted cock - on his property merely to harass someone would be good huntin'.
I was right.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:15, closed)
Manipulating me? Ha!
Sounds like you're quite delusional. Glancing at my phone once in a while to swat away your puerile and childish comments isn't being manipulated. But you go on telling yourself that, if it's the only way you can find any pleasure in your pathetic little life.
I've been on quite a few courses for interview techniques when hiring staff, and you're ticking quite a few boxes for someone with repressed issues.
You've yet to be right about anything apart from admitting you're just trolling for self-gratification.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)
Sounds like you're quite delusional. Glancing at my phone once in a while to swat away your puerile and childish comments isn't being manipulated. But you go on telling yourself that, if it's the only way you can find any pleasure in your pathetic little life.
I've been on quite a few courses for interview techniques when hiring staff, and you're ticking quite a few boxes for someone with repressed issues.
You've yet to be right about anything apart from admitting you're just trolling for self-gratification.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)
Oh. You've been
on quite a few courses, have you?
Goodness. you must be practically the same as a qualified psychologist.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:03, closed)
on quite a few courses, have you?
Goodness. you must be practically the same as a qualified psychologist.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:03, closed)
Nope.
But clearly better suited to see your own problems than you can.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:36, closed)
But clearly better suited to see your own problems than you can.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:36, closed)
Dealing with fuckwits like you perhaps?
Should take at least 5 minutes, that course.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)
Should take at least 5 minutes, that course.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)
You're a bit "special" aren't you
If you see posts as anger when I'm actually mocking you.
Anger would imply I'm actually bothered what you write. This is nothing more than amusement you'd get from watching a child arguing with an adult.
Seriously, get a life.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:18, closed)
If you see posts as anger when I'm actually mocking you.
Anger would imply I'm actually bothered what you write. This is nothing more than amusement you'd get from watching a child arguing with an adult.
Seriously, get a life.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:18, closed)
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