Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I'm sure you've scoured the internet for pictures of men's balls
But I assure you, mine aren't on there. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe it's a child from your vast collection, if it's got small balls?
Or are you just a saggy-breasted old hag that only gets kicks from imagining the crap she posts is either witty or cutting? Hmmm....
( , Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:18, 1 reply)
But I assure you, mine aren't on there. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe it's a child from your vast collection, if it's got small balls?
Or are you just a saggy-breasted old hag that only gets kicks from imagining the crap she posts is either witty or cutting? Hmmm....
( , Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:18, 1 reply)
No ,I think I'm pretty close there.
You're quick to self-congratulate yourself, have erratic mood swings, are abusive and have admitted to attempt to wind me up. You've even sent me personal messages which goes to show you're probably a little bit more obsessed with me than you'd like to admit.
And I'm still laughing in your angry little face.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:55, closed)
You're quick to self-congratulate yourself, have erratic mood swings, are abusive and have admitted to attempt to wind me up. You've even sent me personal messages which goes to show you're probably a little bit more obsessed with me than you'd like to admit.
And I'm still laughing in your angry little face.
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:55, closed)
MOOD SWINGS?
ONLINE?
You take yourself pretty fucking seriously, don't you?
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:04, closed)
ONLINE?
You take yourself pretty fucking seriously, don't you?
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:04, closed)
You're biased, though.
You view the world through cock-coloured lens.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25, closed)
You view the world through cock-coloured lens.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25, closed)
Only you
Think of cocks as a colour. Play a big part in your life, do they?
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:20, closed)
Think of cocks as a colour. Play a big part in your life, do they?
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:20, closed)
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