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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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James McNeill Whistler
The Guy who was famous for painting his mum. He was at a party and during a conversation with someone he must have something very witty because Oscar Wilde who happened to be in the same room said "Oh, I wish I had said that!" Whistler's reply? "You will, Oscar, you will!"
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:03, 3 replies)
Fuck. Phone the McWhirter twins ... you are easily the oldest person on the planet.

See ... the joke here is that this exchange took place in the 19th century and the qftw is about put-downs that you have seen rather than things you once heard on a Quote Unquote.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:29, closed)
That would be impossible mate
Norris died in 2004 and The IRA killed Ross in 1975 . Does that count as a 'put down'?
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:00, closed)
[facepalm]

(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)

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