Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Hoist by his own petard.We were having a loud discussion in our office about a French woman who had recently had a face transplant after suffering severe burns.
One old boy, Brian was a gnarled old hack who was verging on alcoholic but hugely popular. He was by his own admission extremely ugly having falen on his face drunk too many times.
The office bully, Thommo was a fat misogynist with a face like a Ribena berry. He shouted across a busy office "Brian, good news for you mate, you can have a face transplant"
Quick as a flash, without looking up Brian shouts back "Knowing my luck Thommo I'll get yours"
Cue much hilarity as everyone turns to laugh at Thommo who turns a darker shade of purple.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)
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