Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My mum insults herself In the delightful era of "your mum jokes" the variation "like your mum's face" started getting bantered around. Now my mum is quite crazy (not in the insane way but it's probably only a matter of time).
me: Oh no, the bottom of my jumper has gone all baggy
Mum: Like your mum's face
me: ....
Mum: Bugger
I once also said "like your mum's face" to her follwing a suitable line, to which she pretended to start crying before sobbing out "my mum's dead. Fetch me a gin." Which I did.
Well played mother... well played.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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Reminds me of my mate PeteHis Mum's Swedish - very good English, but she used to call him a Son-of-a-Bitch!
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