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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I'm NOT pregnant
I admit, I have a bit of a gut.

A fifty-something woman looked at me and said, "Ooooooooh, when are you due?"

I smiled, looked her in the eye, and said "NEVER."
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 4:57, 3 replies)

You mean you cried, ran away, and resigned yourself to life as a dry-twatted spinster?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:11, closed)
Oh boy, you sure showed HER

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:16, closed)
put down?
Sorry- who got put down exactly here?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)

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