Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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that's messed up.so, who's your daddy? and why the secrecy? was he a soviet-era spy or something?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:12, 2 replies)
"so, who's your daddy?"srsly?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:09, closed)
srsly.Is he infamous?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:59, closed)
Nope. Just left his wife (and baby son) to be with my mum.She caught him several months later with her best friend - she should've expected it really. He went back to his missus (I've got loads of half sibbies - & that's just the 1's we know about let alone the other bastards like me!).
I think she didn't tell me 'cause she was afraid of being judged - bit silly really because as "the other woman" she was a bit of a failure.
I guess after that she just found it easier to be single really.
So. Who is your daddy?
;P
EDIT: All ^ that or I'm Zowie Bowie...
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 4:37, closed)
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