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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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maybe I should put something on my house to prove it?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:20, 1 reply)
Ha! The FIRST wit you've shown...
But I'm sure your neighbours think you're a dick already :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:58, closed)
because you keep saying so.
like the energiser bunny.
Programmed for repetitiveness.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:00, closed)
1/10
Come on, you're getting rather boring.
And you can't argue with that (unless you're a complete pillock), or do you suppose by some strange mysical power to know what I'm actually thinking now?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)
I don't care what you're 'thinking'.
And if this is boring you, feel free to FO&D. I really wont mind.
I doubt anyone would mind.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:33, closed)
You care so little
You still keep posting. Hmmm....
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:16, closed)

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