Working behind the bar you get to deal with plenty of idiots.
"I'm sorry, I don't speak drunk" quite often works when some slurring imbecile is trying to push the queue by slurring their order over and over again.
My favourite is the retort to the middle aged men, who when you ask some youngster for their ID will undoubtedly pipe up with "Why didn't you ask for my ID". "Sorry, we don't take bus passes" usually shuts them up.
The favourite put down from the customers seems to be a short, sweet "You're a cunt!", which if any of you try to employ on a barman will not persuade them of their cuntishness and make them see the error of their ways and serve you more beer.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)