Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I was skiing with some irresponsible friends of my cousin's who were too busy being d**kheads to pay much attention to the danger and nuisance they were putting other people to. I was the oldest, most responsible person along on the trip. Later at lunch I suggested (very politely) that they needed to be a bit more careful about other people. This provoked some intense *ahem* discussion.
One of the guys responded to my demands for caution with, "What's the matter, haven't you got any hair on your balls?"
As I'd so far been 100% family friendly so far he wasn't expecting my response (neither was I actually), "Nah, I shaved them off because they irritated your grandmother's tonsils."
Never managed to render anyone lost for word like that before, it was great. After a minute or so he just said, "Man, that's sick..".
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)
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