Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Maybe a bit cruel...A few years ago I was walking though my village when I passed three young teenage girls on a bench. The rather tubby one in the middle shouted "You got any faaaaags?".
I replied I don't smoke and carried on walking, when she shouted out "Bastard" or something.
I casually turned round and called out "I was going to say you're too young to smoke, but maybe you should. It'd keep you off the pies."
Her friends burst out laughing at her.
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Cruel?Cruel be buggered, I think that was perfect!
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Oh man.You totally showed those ... schoolgirls.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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I thought noncery was frowned upon here?fnarr
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As far as I'm concernedPretty much anyone pretending to be "grown-up" and dishing out insults is fair game.
Such as yourself.
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