Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Makie learnie officers from SandurstA while ago I was on a cross channel ferry, Portsmouth to Caen, with three coach loads of trainees from the officer training college Sandhurst.
At the breakfast bar two queues were moving in parallel past a self serve buffet. On the officer side the chocolate croissants has run out so chinless wonder in cavalry twill and harris tweed leaner over and said
'pass me one of those chocolate croissant '
I ignored him.
Thinking me hard of hearing he again brayed, a bit louder 'Pass me one of those chocolate croissant'
This time I replied
' I get my children to say please when they ask for something'
Both queues went quiet, nothing more was said.
Give him a gun pah....... I'd think twice before trusting him with a box of matches
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
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