Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
When I see you my middle finger gets a massive erection.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:21,
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or both
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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Hummina hummina! Fancy a drink?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:17,
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Stood up on the internet.
Forum sad times.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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Or...
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:09,
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Haha!
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:11,
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