Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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"Your right to swing your fist endswhere my nose begins"
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (March 8, 1841 – March 6, 1935
EDIT: fxed for historical correctness. Said it myself many times and had it said to me on more than 1 occasion.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 6:34, 5 replies)
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"Chuck Norris, (1940-)
Used this one myself and seems to work.
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Opinions are like arseholesEveryone's got one, and they're all full of shit from time to time
me, just now
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:08,
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Can I quote you on that?Or is there some form of copyright...?
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No, you can quote meBesides I nicked it from somewhere I can't remember myself.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:18,
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27BSlash6.comRecently had the "Opinions are like nipples" quote, but I think your rerun's much better.
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