Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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The Friday NonceI went to a boys school, which must have been a lure for a certain nonce. We were warned in school that this guy was hanging around, always on a Friday for some reason, attempting to lure boys to go off with him.
Sure enough, one lunchtime as I was heading to the pie shop, he approached me, and said something along the lines of "Do you want to come back to my place?".
Without thinking, I just replied, "No thanks, I roll my own," and walked on by.
OK, so I called myself a wanker, but I was 14 so that was hardly a newsflash...
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)
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