Back when i was at school...
... our PE theory classroom was in the music department. (Makes sense!) To get to another room you had to walk through our room. Music for 6th formers was only taken by amazingly hot girls. The hottest girl in the school walks through and one lad, a proper knobber, shouts out "Here love, sit on my face".

As quick as a flash our rather cute female PE teacher asks him: "Why? is your nose bigger than your dick?"

She quickly gained our respect and called him dick-nose for the next three years.
(norfolk_is_gay, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:57, 5 replies)

~HAHAHAHAHAHA
that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!
PE THEORY!!!!!!
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, closed)

Reply win

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:24, closed)

Touché
to be fair it was mainly Biology. Muscles etc...
(norfolk_is_gay, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:18, closed)

Your PE teacher called one of her class "dick-nose" for three years?
Wouldn't be allowed by OFSTED these days
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, closed)

They'd probably
Turn a blind eye to her testing the theory though...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:58, closed)