Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Do you have her number?I'd like someone to refuse to serve my customers. They're a bloody nuisance, spending money and shit like that.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:18, 1 reply)
It's a pub. There's no shortage of people who want to spend money.In general it's improved by an absence of lecherous middle-aged whatever it is that chavs grow into, especially when they do that "oi! oi! <snaps fingers> oi! <waves £20 note> oi! <snaps fingers> " shit. No, you're not getting served any quicker because of it.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:31, closed)
Oh that's right.Pubs are renowned for being lucrative money spinning goldmines.
Should have saved her the trouble, and replaced the sign outside with a new one, that just says 'Fuck off, we don't serve cunts like you".
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:47, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread