Eddie Harvey
was a horrible kid who picked on me at school, along with his horrible mates. Luckily, they were mostly talk, but it's still no fun when you have to share your classes with a trio of obnoxious kids constantly prating on...

Anyway. One day, we're out in the playground and I'm with a couple of kids who were friends of mine from another class. With them about, I knew Eddie and his mates would keep their distance. Nonetheless, Eddie shouts across the playground 'Watch out, Snowy, we're going to get you on the way home.'

I knew I had to impress my mates with a riposte of such breathtaking wit and insouciant panache that everyone would realise I was too cool to be bothered by such threats.

'Oh yeah,' I shouted back, 'well you'll have trouble, because my Mum's picking me up in the car to go help her with the shopping.'

That put them firmly in their place, I can tell you.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:10, 1 reply)

Dawwwwwwwww.
Imma adopt you and wrap you in a blankie.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:19, closed)