Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I was then called into the managers office and sacked.I now spend my days eating cheetos and wanking myself stupid over my "victory".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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Cheetos? If I assimilate into the culture that far, kill me painfullyCheetos = heretic Wotsits. Crunchy Cheetos = heretic Twiglets.
We had a sign that the owner put up that he would point to when dealing with annoying customers. It said, "Don't like us? Enjoy your twenty mile round trip to Blockbuster."
So his reaction to the story was laughter, especially after he recognised who I'd offended. He was the confrontational type; I assume he opened a store so he could actually have and win arguments with people that were not himself.
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