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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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So your story is you slept with a girl, and Keith had slept with her as well.
Are you from Norfolk? Was it your sister? Is Keith actually your dad?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:33, 1 reply)
uh no......
My story was that: Keith had said that I had slept with her and that she was a foul despicable creature and that I should be laughed at for doing just that such was the wrongness in my actions. I then pointed out that I had not slept with her, it was he whom has slept with her, hence "misplaced intercourse".
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, closed)
So your story is
you've not slept with a girl?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, closed)
It's the qftw archetype.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:54, closed)
"he whom has"
Lovely. You're an idiot. I'm not surprised you're still a virgin.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, closed)
Multipost, multipost!
Which 1 came first Shambles?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:48, closed)
What the fuck are you drooling about now, you feeble-witted lapdog?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:59, closed)

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