Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A couple from the dropzone..In my free time and when I can afford it I like to go skydiving. One of the best things about being at the DZ is the sheer volume, creativity and obscenity of the banter that takes place.
Due to inebriation I fail to remember many of the better ones, but here are a couple of examples that have stuck in my head:
"I'm in your mum's wank-bank"
To a female friend: "How does it feel to know that your dad's cooler than you and your mum's hotter than you?"
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