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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My favourite aneasthetist to surgeon putdown.
New junior starts in theatres.
New junior is son of one of our consultants.
Surgeon proceeds to moan about said anaesthetic consultant for a while until junior pipes up with 'actually that's my dad you're talking about there'.
Surgeon is momentarily floored before saying 'ah well, I bet he's only got nice things to say about us surgeons, eh?'
The reply issued forth 'well actually he said the main thing to remember was that there's only two kinds of surgeon - bastards and slow bastards, so which one are you?'
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

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