Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Roses are redViolets are blue
Grab your coat
I've got a knife.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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my mate told me a similar oneRoses are red
violets are blue
i've got a knife
get in the van
i feel it rolls off the tongue a bit easier (imo)
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Roses are redViolets are blue
Unimaginatative verse
Boring conclusion.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:09,
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no offence intended But clearly taken
roses are red
vagabond is too
Cos he gets all flustered
at the internets
yay! Imaginative verse!
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