Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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On a similar themea work colleague had sheepishly admitted one Monday morning, after some interrogation, that he'd shagged a slightly larger lady that weekend. Of course we ripped the piss relentlessly.
Coincidentally, he was leaving to start a new job. Our boss came round to speak to us on the sly to ask for any stories, jokes etc about him, for his leaving speech.
We managed - somehow - to keep a straight face while we told the boss that he was a very charitable chap, and had recently made a large donation to Save The Whale.
His leaving day came round, the boss gave the speech, reached the immortal line, and me and my mate descended into total hysterics.
Kenny just stood there, slowly shaking his head, muttering 'you absolute fucking bastards' under his breath.
No one else had a clue what was going on. Until we told them all in the pub.
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