
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My flat mate asked for help with a piss easy crossword clue. I told her the answer in a how-can-you-not-know-that voice.
She said "You don't have to be so sarcastic" to which I responded "The word you are looking for is condescending"
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:48, 3 replies)

Although if I were her, I might have been tempted to lamp you
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)

( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:31, closed)

How's about we never meet or allow our social circles to make a Venn diagram, so we can both look clever and funny forever?
( , Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:44, closed)
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