Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I had a double glazing salesmanknock at my door. I suspect he wasn't too bright.
"Hello, I'm from (fuck knows) double glazing. We're calling at all the houses in the road to tell you about a special promotion we have in the area at the moment"
Now normally, I'd just shut the door in his face, but on this occasion I took the 4.5 seconds required to point at the door, and the front window, and ask him to work out how likely I was to want to replace my double glazing with double glazing.
Then I shut the door in his face.
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