Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I had a mate who lived in a really rough part of Leeds
and his car was broken into on an almost daily basis, even though he left nothing in it. It got so bad that he started to leave the back seats down so they could see into the boot, the glove box open etc, and he left a note on the dash saying 'THERE IS NOTHING WORTH STEALING IN THIS CAR'.
He came back to find his car had been broken into yet again, with another note in the place where he had left. It simply said, 'Just checking'.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:23, 1 reply)
and his car was broken into on an almost daily basis, even though he left nothing in it. It got so bad that he started to leave the back seats down so they could see into the boot, the glove box open etc, and he left a note on the dash saying 'THERE IS NOTHING WORTH STEALING IN THIS CAR'.
He came back to find his car had been broken into yet again, with another note in the place where he had left. It simply said, 'Just checking'.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:23, 1 reply)
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