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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Someone asked me how long mine was once.
First, I put it in a thimble. Too big for a thimble.
Then, a cup. Far too big for a cup. The cup nearly cracked.
A pint glass. Yup! Couldn't even fit it in their without it shattering.
We got a bucket, and it was far too big to fit in that.
So then, we got a large wooden cylindrical container. Finally, I found something that my cock could fit into. And, I could move it all around in there too!
So, to recap.
Somebody asked me a question about my cock. It scraped the bottom of the barrel.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, 3 replies)
First, I put it in a thimble. Too big for a thimble.
Then, a cup. Far too big for a cup. The cup nearly cracked.
A pint glass. Yup! Couldn't even fit it in their without it shattering.
We got a bucket, and it was far too big to fit in that.
So then, we got a large wooden cylindrical container. Finally, I found something that my cock could fit into. And, I could move it all around in there too!
So, to recap.
Somebody asked me a question about my cock. It scraped the bottom of the barrel.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, 3 replies)
Hypocrite
Didn't you say you hated people who answered last week's question?
:)
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:54, closed)
Didn't you say you hated people who answered last week's question?
:)
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:54, closed)
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