When I was a young'un...
I'll keep it brief.

When I was a wee nipper I had to have surgery to correct undescended testicles. This resulted in two nice horizontal scars above my penis, which are now thankfully covered by pubic hair.

However, when I was 8 they weren't, and I noticed in the mirror they looked like a pair of slit chinese eyes. For this reason, at a family party, I felt the need to drop my trousers slightly, pull out the pockets to look like ears and pop out my penis over the belt, then run around flapping my trunk around and yelling to everyone that I was an elephant.

I still cringe whenever I see my much-older sister's husbands. He remembers the occasion very well and reminds me constantly.
( Regger, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)