The worst thing I've done with my penis is...
us it as ID in an off - licence
(jackdonaghy has a special helmet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:38, 4 replies)

How?
Pictures, or it didn't happen!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, closed)

Does the bell-end resemble your face,
And do you have your DoB shaved into your pubes?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, closed)

I work in an off-licence
Some wanker tried this, I refused to serve him.

And he had a tiny cock and manky pubes. Nearly put me off my sangria.
(Helixdaunting, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:47, closed)

<shudder>
Perhaps that was why our place was real specific about it being PHOTO-ID.

Then again, some of the ladies I worked with... let's just say they'd have been glad of the opportunity.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:16, closed)