For all of the Pythons out there...
I think we all know the origin of this song...

Here's a little number I tossed off earlier in the Caribbean..

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back.

Mmmmm, thank you very much.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, 7 replies)

"... Here's a little number I tossed off earlier.. "
Marvy :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, closed)

Thanks!
I forgot about the intro. I have changed it now.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:45, closed)

Gleefully noted :)
I have the "Monthy Python Sings" CD....

Mrs Humpty dislikes the "STD song"..

"I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon" etc...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:06, closed)

!
I love Bruces' Philosophers song.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, closed)

Isn't it time we had one of these?
Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:13, closed)

That is brilliant!
Will you marry me and we can make up funny songs all day?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:00, closed)

Brilliant you say?
Shall I post it as a QOTW answer in it's own right then?

And how about I don't marry you and we make up funny songs anyway? "Rhyming in sin" if you will.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)