Isn't it time we had one of these?
Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:13, 1 reply)

That is brilliant!
Will you marry me and we can make up funny songs all day?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:00, closed)

Brilliant you say?
Shall I post it as a QOTW answer in it's own right then?

And how about I don't marry you and we make up funny songs anyway? "Rhyming in sin" if you will.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)