I had an accidental deep heat incident.
Ex Mrs Anthropos and I worked on a farm one summer. She pulled a muscle in her shoulder so I rubbed some deep heat on it when we were in bed that evening. We started some horizontal business and after a minute or two she froze and the legged it to the bathroom.

I had forgotten to wash the deep heat off my hands. Oh dear, I was not a popular Anthropos. Nearly as unpopular as the time I sicked a bottle of vodka up all over her when she was asleep. That however, is another story for another day.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:47, 1 reply)

My brother once absent mindedly scratched his ring with a freshly Deep Heated hand
and Riverdanced around the bedroom.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:42, closed)