"allowances for memory issues"
Pfft. Sure.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:22, 1 reply)

Meh
I don't feel the need to defend myself to you to be honest.

Be on your way now little boy.

Engaging in this conversation is actually now the thing I am most ashamed of doing with a penis.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:25, closed)

I note...
Mr Hysteria is a raconteur of considerable repute himself.

/irony
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, closed)

I'm really not.
The key difference between me and him is that I don't feel that I need to make up stories about the fact that I once nearly put my willy in something.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, closed)

Oh you literary cad!

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, closed)