Honest guv,
I know no one will believe me but this really did happen to my mate Steve and not to me.

Steve and his lovely lady wife had been trying for a baby for some months, and had got nowhere. As some may know, this can introduce a certain amount of stress.

Sadly for Steve he chose to relieve this stress by parading naked in front of his bedroom window, stroking his erect penis. This might not be so bad except that the curtains were open and his house was next to an office with many female staff, who happened to be looking out of the window at the time.

Poor old Steve got a suspended sentence and a severe telling off. I don't think that helped with his stress at all.

Sad ending: he and his lovely lady wife never managed to conceive.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)