I...
...vigourously porked an attractive young lady with mine before whipping it out and adorning her face, hair and breasts with generous dollops of my mans mayonnaise. Made all the better for the fact that she was a Gooner.

Wait a second, it's MOST ashamed... DOH!

(actually I know you're all secretly thrilled, utter and almost immediate filth you didn't need to read through ten minutes worth of rubbish build up to get to. Which ironically is in many ways similar to the experience I gave to the aforementioned Arsenal supporter, though you lot can be thankful your faces are less sticky than hers, unless you have got all worked up by the rest of these stories)
(rampants, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)